shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

otterly-riddikulus:

look at this snape i found

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it seems normal but then

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what is this

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turn to page 394 motherfucker

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LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

chaka1987:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I don’t know what I expected.

Anonymous asked:
stop reblogging your own shit, it's annoying me

http://a-storm-for-every-spring.tumblr.com/post/97607507510/pinkmany-pinkmany-why-was-girl-at-school

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

(Source: iraffiruse)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

gethenian:

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor)

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

(Source: aimingtobeaimee)