So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

(Source: handaxe)

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

reheals:

Ice bucket challenge got me like

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missbassweight:

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Forever reblog. hate is taught, always.

askezzy:

I AM SUDDENLY VERY SAD AT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING THAT DEPRESSION POST

THIS CALLS FOR BUNNY BUNS

SEVERAL OF THEM

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BUNS TO THE RESCUE

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LOOK AT THAT FLOOF

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LOOK HES CALLING FOR CARROTS

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AND THIS ONE KNOWS HES FABULOUS

I FEEL BETTER NOW BYE

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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biscuitmango:

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

sailorkillian:

captain—kitten:

iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

BLESS SETH SPEAK THAT TRUTH.

heathyr:

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supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

(Source: darling-no)

Some people need to know when to shut their face

thebeardedcuddler:

a-blazingsoul:

growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

this gives me anxiety