princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

snorlaxatives:

legalize peruvian puff peppers

(Source: snorlaxatives)

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

jjprentiss:

madameatomicbomb:

swoleinvelvet:

I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

"$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something"

my mom (via guy)

(Source: fuckedbarakat)

amoyed:

when you say something funny and your friends laugh

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dauntlessolympian:

This. This is why I love John Green.